TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
Kids are quick (2)
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
Kids are quick (3)
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
Kids are quick (4)
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.
Kids are quick (5)
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn’t have ten years ago.
Kids are quick (6)
TEACHER: Glenn, why do you always get so dirty?
GLENN: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.
Kids are quick (7)
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I.’
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie…..always say, ‘I am.’
MILLIE: All right…’I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
Kids are quick (8)
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie,do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Kids are quick (9)
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mum is a good cook.
Kids are quick (10)
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.
Kids are quick (11)
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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